What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

You shall not bear false witness.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?